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My place of no-mind: The downfalls of working in a pizzeria

ash000:

Recently an old co-worker of mine posted tips for people who are ordering pizza and I wanted to share some of my own with the masses.

1. Don’t call us bro/boss/sweetie/hunny. We are none of these to you and we dont ever want to be.

2. When calling please know your phone number because we will…